Monday, January 26, 2009

Survivor: Randstad Style

I have never gotten into the show Survivor but lately I find myself to be a contestant of some sort. Here’s how it all went down:

A few months ago I discovered my self on an island in the middle of a sea of small cubicles – isolated from the work place society by the label “contractor” always lingering over me. The other contestants and I were only one day into the challenge when we found the weak among us falling away. It was not long after Chandler (the first of us to quit the race) left that we found ourselves voting Regis off – and with our host's final acceptance he was gone.

Time took its toll on others like Victoria and others, like Will, the producers had to remove from the game.

A devastating blow came to all when only nine of us were selected to enter a Semi-Final Elimination Ceremony and the other 17 were sent packing.

The Semi-Final Ceremony was intense and each of the nine were drilled with questions and asked to divulge professional information. Resumes were compared and candidates critiqued. In the end only three would continue and the remaining six would face the dreaded unemployment.

Chris, Trevor and I were the Survivors!

We will continue playing the game and competing in silly challenges to become: A FULL TIME EMPLOYEE!

Stay tuned for clips from next weeks episode. Only on Blogspot.

5 comments:

Hena Tayeb said...

hahaha...that is the most hilarious thing i have ever read...

Unknown said...

i like i like | kingdom in which the slightest of incompetence can fall prey to the stellar of folks

Jann said...

Insane stress. I am glad you are a survivor.

Emily Nicole said...

My money is on Chris! Have you guys been busy? Just say "yes" even if you haven't!

Ambergrace said...

I am very dissapointed on the fact that i am not mentioned in the survivor blog!!! Hope your having fun without me even though I cant imagine how you would! lol